Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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