Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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