I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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