On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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