Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
The Olympian is in my bed
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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