Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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