i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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