i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Randomize