everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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its like you know when i get waxed
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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