you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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