Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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