What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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