I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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