I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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