your thong is hanging out like whoa
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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