I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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