just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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