It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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