Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
We need a shit load of segways right now
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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