It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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