Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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