I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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