i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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