I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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