it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
You can't motorboat a personality
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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