i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
In America we eat man semen.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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