is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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