Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Less talking, more tequila
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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