I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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