you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
