it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Girls should come with a carfax report
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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