dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
and i looked up. we had an audience...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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