Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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