I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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