how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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