check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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