I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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