what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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