I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
