Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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