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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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