I don't think brook has ever known best
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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