I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The struggles of a small town man whore
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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