My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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