Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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