Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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