I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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