the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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