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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention

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(631): View more from New York

i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not

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(703): View more from Virginia

today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.

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(912): View more from Georgia

you dipped you banana in queso last night.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy

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Order is debatable

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(770): View more from Georgia

Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...

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(804): View more from Virginia

stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.

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(818): View more from California

his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.

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