Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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