I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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