ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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