Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you would pick up someone in the library
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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